Prototype

November 20, 2006

Lauren, Prototype

Those of you unfamiliar with my work should know that I only make prototypes: meaning that I’ll have an idea and bring it to 87% completion (just to see it work), then give up.

I found an interesting idea online about a candle heater. (It’s at www.heatstick.com if you’d like to check it out.) I went ahead and ordered one because I thought , “Here’s a guy who had an idea and actually carried it through! That kind of dedication has to be encouraged.” However, it’s going to take several days for mine to arrive, so I made an extremely dangerous prototype.

His candle heater has three flower pots and many more screws and washers, and a well-made stand – not a green bean can with sharp, dangerous gashes on the sides. I played with it all night, using the infrared thermometer to check how hot it was getting. I also gave myself a royal burn after touching the bolt. I knew it was hot, and was being very, very careful, then some demon possessed my mind and said, “Touch it. Touch it now.” Then I did. Stupid.

jagged edges and hot surfaces - my kind of fun!

blurry, or moving very fast?

Don’t adjust your screen, the picture’s just blurry.

About Lauren

Lauren Sommerer is a preschool teacher who likes to build prototypes, grow cats, cook things once, save money, reduce, reuse and recycle.

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10 Responses to “Prototype”

  1. Brad Said on:

    With a title like “Prototype”, I was expecting a story about how you built a murderous robot. But it was just a flowerpot candle heat retention device (or a FCHRD). The Amish scientists invented these years ago. Don’t you read “Amish Science Weekly”?

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  2. Annette Said on:

    This from a woman who only needed a plant in her classroom science center….now she’s an all growed up scientist!

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  3. Mark Said on:

    Great! But did it WORK?

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    • Lauren Said on:

      Yeah, it gets about 150 -- 180 on the outside, so it’s kind of like having a hot cup of coffee on the tabletop. The man on the website says, “It’s a candle, so it’s not going to heat a whole mansion, but it will take the chill off a small, insulated room.” I’ll have to try it in a smaller room. Experimenting away! (By the way, you are the first of the Hofman clan to comment! Hooray and congratulations!!!)

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  4. Mark Said on:

    So, DO I get a prize or something? Like a prototype Sommerer Heatstick of my own?

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    • Lauren Said on:

      I’m sorry, but I only build prototypes once. I have already given up on this idea and am off to build a secondary litter box that will hold all my cat’s pee until we get back from Colorado. (I’m SURE you wouldn’t want that.) 🙂

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