August 25, 2007

Journal, Lauren

Don’t you love me, Sam?  Why no comments as of late?  Don’t you love ukuleles?  Don’t you want me to put more dollars in this old beater uke so you can contribute to your UAS?  Do you not see that there are like – four dollars inside?  C’mon, Sam.  In your honor, everyone who eggs you on today will earn you…… fifty cents toward the fund.  Let’s hear it for Sam, everybody!

Dollars, for cryin' out loud!


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Lauren Sommerer is a preschool teacher who likes to build prototypes, grow cats, cook things once, save money, reduce, reuse and recycle.

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11 Responses to “Sam??”

  1. Brad Said on:

    I hereby throw eggs on Sam. Oh, wait… “eggs you on”… not “eggs on you”…


  2. Beth Said on:

    Sheesh, Sam, what’s wrong with you? It’s not like you’re a teacher and this is the beginning of a new school year and you’re crazy busy or something…oh, wait…


  3. Cousin Sam Said on:

    Actually, Sam has been working (I know hear me out.) to get his house ready to show to a potential buyer on Sunday. The only problem is I mis-understood the realitor and they came yesterday…Oops! Dozens of totes and boxes piled in the living room and a mess of 260,00+ Lego all over mixed with cat hairballs in the basement. Not good. (There are no hidden codes in this message.)


  4. Peggy Said on:

    I do not like green ones, sorry ‘mam,
    I do not them, Sam I am.

    I do not like them folded up,
    I do not like them with a pup,
    I do not like them in a uke,
    I do not like them, I’m gonna puke,
    I do not like them, on a camel,
    I do not like them, with Mark Hamill,
    I do not like green ones, sorry ‘mam,
    I do not like them, Sam I am.

    (Cousin Sam—what’s wrong with you? It’s free cash for crying out loud, and we all love your comments, so get on board will ya’? Get your priorities straight.


  5. Cousin Sam Said on:

    Lauren your NATURAL reaction may be a fluke.


  6. Cousin Sam Said on:

    If it is don’t fret everything is coming up rosewood.


  7. Cousin Sam Said on:

    I better get tenor twelve miles away.


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