Mark’s here! The house is already clean! Hooray! We talked tonight and I’m too tired to write anything else. Ask Lloyd to explain the ride he gave from Lincoln to York to a drunk crazy man. (It’s his story, not mine.)
Oh, I will tell you of my new short-lived resolution. It’s so nice to have a clean house, I am resolving to clean for one song’s worth every day when I come home. Just one little song. We’ll see how that goes.
Brady G. says
What if you happen to pick a long song? Or what if it is “The Song That Never Ends”
Karla says
Or Alice’s Restaurant Massacree?
Deanne says
I suggest you choose something shorter. You can try one of these--a top 100 of the shortest songs. I see that number 100 is just 8 seconds long…
http://rateyourmusic.com/list/kabouter/size_doesnt_matter__the_shortest_songs_ever_
Brad says
Well, someone has to ask:
Hey Lloyd, explain the ride you gave from Lincoln to York to a drunk crazy man.
Deanne says
Yes, pleeeeease?
Peggy says
Drunk crazy man? How could you tell?
I always clean while listening to music … there’s no other way! Thanks for the only one song idea though! That’s brilliant.
Lauren's dad says
Say Hi to Mark for me. Thanks.
Annette says
Mark was coming from York, drunk??? Wah???? Never mind Lloyd’s story, I’m sure I can come up with my own.
Lauren says
Lloyd is gone to LEA, so I’ll tell a condensed version of the story. He went to Bad Movie Night in Lincoln, and when the guys were going back to their cars, a man asked for some money. Lloyd said, “What do you need money for?”
“To get to York, Nebraska,” said the man.
“I’ll take you to York,” said Lloyd, to the very surprised man.
So he drove this full-blooded Native American Vietnam-war veteran who was a little drunk and more than a little crazy to York. He heard some stories, tried to talk to him about Jesus, and has a story to tell.
Kristi says
1) Was Lloyd crazy? 2) Was Lloyd drunk?
Beth says
No on both accounts. He does stuff like this.
You should hear about the truck full of hippies he invited to stay over night. The grateful hippies left their best crystals as a thank you.
Deanne says
Hippies!?? Overnight!?? In Lauren’s house!?? AAAAaaaahhh!!!!
Christina says
And they left them in the house by themselves when they BOTH left for work!