I’ll admit it – I like ramen noodles. Yeah, they’re probably terrible for you, but I like how salty they are. However, I’m reaching the stage in life when I regret eating them the second after I’ve swallowed the last bite.
Anyway, this story is about directions. We always buy ramen noodles in a big bulk package because they’re incredibly cheap and convenient. But we messed up buying them last time and accidentally grabbed a box of ‘Instant Lunch’ containers – the kind that come in terrible, earth-ruining, but now recyclable! (number 6) containers.
Lloyd was hungry and decided to eat one. ‘Yay’ for Lloyd for ‘cooking’! He read the directions on the side:
Blah, blah, blah boil some water, pour in, wait. He noticed it said, “Microwave directions: See lid for details”.
Um, “In a separate microwaveable container, bring water to a boil. Then follow steps 1, 2, and 3 above.” Boy, now that I type this out and actually read it, the directions don’t seem all that stupid. They’re probably telling you NOT to microwave the styrofoam or it will melt.
Dnag. This was supposed to be funny.