Stupid wasteful cats

December 11, 2008

Journal

Dear Soon-To-Be-Dead Cats,

What is the point of my closing off rooms so they don’t have to be heated when you just open those doors when I’m at work? I know that the door won’t latch because it’s winter and this dumb old house leans when it’s cold, but that’s no excuse. Knock it off. Don’t make me make Beth come over here.

Sincerely,

The Boss

Can you see the degrees leaking in there?

Fixed in the best white-trash fashion.

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Lauren Sommerer is a preschool teacher who likes to build prototypes, grow cats, cook things once, save money, reduce, reuse and recycle.

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12 Responses to “Stupid wasteful cats”

  1. Beth Said on:

    Duct tape. That’s the real white-trash-way. But you’re getting there… 😉

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  2. The Exterminator Beth Said on:

    Just let me know. Just. Let. Me. Know.

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  3. Brad Said on:

    I think my dad has some Mighty Putty if you want to just close that door forever.

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  4. Deborah Said on:

    Is that the door to my room? You know I don’t like cats in my room. 🙂

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  5. Peggy Said on:

    Once your kids get older, especially teens, Christmas morning really loses something…so to add back some fun I once tied one end of a rope on each of my kids door knobs so they couldn’t open their doors on Christmas morning. Muahhhh….you can come out when you “Believe again!”

    (that 2nd picture made me remember)

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  6. Karla Said on:

    Looks like Ghost Deanne has struck again!

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  7. Lauren Said on:

    Bad news. I came home today and I forgot to tie the door shut! Wide open. Stupid Lauren

    Reply

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