Thank you for agreeing to feed the cats while we are away. A few things have changed. We’re feeding them Iams cat food to try and help Cricket’s diarrhea problem, which ain’t really working but we’re going with it anyway. Anyway, I keep it in the green coffee can in the freezer. Don’t ask why it’s in the freezer- Lloyd has his reasons. (Don’t feed them coffee by mistake. That always ends badly.) You can also feed them the rest of the stuff in the can in the fridge, but be warned that they’ll keep bugging you for more and there isn’t any more. Your choice. Morning and night is when I feed them, or when they’re annoying. Or when they seem bored. Or when I want to reward them for good grades.
Oh, I think they need water, too.