Merry Christmas!

December 24, 2008

They can't all be winners.

Happy Birthday, Jesus!!!

Well, we made it to Missouri and avoided the snow and ice.  (‘Yay’ for leaving later!  We heard about several accidents in the morning.)  We’ve been to a very nice church service and now Lloyd is playing bartender and we’re going to play some kind of dice game.  Wish me luck.  (Lloyd’s also telling all of his bar jokes.  Anyone want to list one? Or perhaps a new one?  Please?)

No photo because I’m having trouble.  How’s your Christmas going?

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Lauren Sommerer is a preschool teacher who likes to build prototypes, grow cats, cook things once, save money, reduce, reuse and recycle.

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15 Responses to “Merry Christmas!”

  1. Beth Said on:

    MERRY CHRISTMAS!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESUS!!

    How do you catch a unique rabbit?

    You neek up on him! HA!

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  2. Brad Said on:

    Congratulations on not having any incidents! Yet.

    Everything’s okay here. I haven’t stepped in any vomit piles or anything. Yet.

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  3. Lauren's dad Said on:

    A very old one. What one termite said to another termite: Isn’t this bar tender?

    MERRY CHRISTMAT TO ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  4. Deborah Said on:

    A bear walks into a bar and says, “I’d like a beer and . . . . . . . a packet of peanuts.” The barman says, “Why the big pause?”

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  5. Peggy Said on:

    Merry Christmas!! (Glad you made it…and I hope it wasn’t too scary…but from where I sit…all that snow sounds heavenly!)

    Three guys are walking down the street and 2 of them walk into a bar…the third guy ducked.

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  6. Deborah Said on:

    So there was this dyslexic guy who walked into a bra.

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  7. Lauren's mom Said on:

    Merry Christmas, Lauren and Llloyd (and all L and L bloggers, too!) We are having lots of snow in Colorado, so we have a White Christmas. Beautiful, but not fun driving. Hope you have a safe trip home.
    I don’t know any bar jokes. Too bad.
    Kiwe, where do you live?

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  8. Lauren's mom Said on:

    P, S, Dad and I are both having a hard time typing today. Sorry, Lloyd.

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  9. Deborah Said on:

    A northerner walks into a bar down South around Christmastime, and there’s a little nativity scene on the bar. And the guy says, “That’s a nice nativity scene. But how come the three wise men are wearing fireman’s hats?” And the bartender says, “Well, it says right there in the Bible--the wise men came from afar.”

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  10. Lauren Said on:

    LOVE the jokes -- love the ‘Merry Christmas’s even more! Hope everyone is having a happy day!

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  11. Deborah Said on:

    And the classic:
    A skeleton walks into a bar and says, “Give me a beer and a mop!”

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  12. Karla Said on:

    Merry Christmas, Movie House!!

    What’s the difference between a duck? One leg’s both the same.

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  13. Deanne Said on:

    To Lloyd the Bartender for your next stint: loosen the lid of a beer bottle that needs to be opened with an opener -- none of that cheap twist off stuff. Then when someone asks for a bottle, ask them if they’d like you to open it with your eye. They will say yes. Proceed to squeeze the lid with your eyebrow and pull off the loose lid. They will love this. Oh, and do it a little later in the evening so that they don’t think quickly that it’s just a previously loosened lid.

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