..he has moons orbiting his head.
Lloyd’s hair is so big, he has to wear a punch bowl for a hat..
Lloyd’s hair is so big, he doesn’t need a pillow.
Seriously, the hair’s pretty long. His nomadic hair no longer fills me with rage and angst – I’ve learned to love those crazy curls. Actually, I think he looks rather handsome…. right after he gets ready in the morning. He puts a little stuff in it to make the curls stay, but that only makes me jealous. (Stupid beautiful ringlets…..)
The rest of the world misses seeing it late in the evening, after he’s done plenty of ‘thinking about stuff like programming and chess’ pulling on his hair. It sticks UP. “Lloyd’s hair sticks up so much, it got put in jail for robbery.”
Sunday Night I watched “Don’t mess with the Zohan” and almost fell off my chair laughing so hard. Does this remind you of anyone?
So let’s hear ’em, folks! Lloyd’s hair is so…….
Lloyd’s hair is so big, it won’t fit on his new computer screen.
Lloyd’s hair is so big, Lauren doesn’t need an umbrella.
Lloyd’s hair is so big, if he stands in front of the sun we experience a total eclipse. Don’t look directly at it, it might blind you.
Lloyd’s hair is so big, 1/2 of it extends into the 1980’s.
Lloyd’s hair is so big it’s got it’s own zipcode.
(heh…I was gonna say Lloyd’s hair is so big it has it’s own Soc. Sec. #. Then I was gonna say Lloyd’s hair is so big he can claim it as a dependent on his income tax. Then I was gonna say that Lloyd’s hair is so big that it caused geodesics to be declared infinite. But I didn’t…)
I’ve got nothing. But I’m laughing at all of yours.
Lloyd’s hair is so big, he could donate it to Locks of Love and put hair on 10 bald men.
Lloyd’s hair is so big that even rats get lost in it.
These are killin’ me!
Lloyd’s hair is so big it gets home two minutes before he does.
Lloyd’s hair is so big, when it sits around the house, it sits AROUND the house.
Lloyd’s hair is so big, you could cut crop circles in it.
Lloyd’s hair is so big, it could be its own continent… for little critters.
I am so big that these jokes don’t hurt.
*sniff*
Lloyd’s hair is so big, Tom Hanks starred in it.
Take it like a man, Lloyd’s hair.
Lloyd’s hair is so big, it will be Edward Scissorhands’ greatest masterpiece.
Dear Lloyd’s Hair,
Maybe this will make you feel better.
Love,
Dan’s Hair
http://www.flickr.com/photos/coollibrarian/3450857021/
Excellent! If Lloyd were awake he’d love it, but carrying around the weight of his massive hair has caused him to fall asleep on the couch.
Lloyd’s hair is so big it has its own weather system.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=varaAADgC84
Question 1: Just how big will Lloyd let his hair be?
Question 2: How long will it be before Lauren decides to do cut it herself?
Question 3: How long before Cricket and Pfennig no longer recognize Lloyd?
I can answer #1:
Lloyd does not know. He has been thinking about getting a haircut for weeks. He might, when he gets around to it, just have things trimmed up around the edges and keep all the curly goodness for the summer. He is seriously considering trimming the beard back to non-castaway proportions.
2. It takes a person an average of seven minutes to fall asleep…..
Hey look at me, I’m Lloyd.