This Could be Trouble

July 29, 2009


If you’re in Seward you should watch out, because there is one more of whatever came out of this around somewhere.

Bless the Maker and all His Water. Bless the coming and going of Him, May His passing cleanse the world. May He keep the world for his people.

If you happen to know what came out of this, AND IT IS LESS TERRIFYING THAN THIS, please let us know. Otherwise just keep it to yourself.


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Lloyd Sommerer is a middle/high school teacher who likes to build websites, read books, grow beards, make fun of Lauren’s prototypes and eat the sauce of the picante.

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12 Responses to “This Could be Trouble”

  1. Curt Said on:

    Maybe it is a parasite.


  2. Brad Said on:

    It looks an awful lot like those ear worms from Star Trek. First they make you highly suggestible, then you die. Have either of you exhibited those symptoms?


    • Lloyd Said on:

      Not the latter, but I’m not sure about the former. Could you suggest something for each of us to do that we would not normally do?


      • Beth Said on:

        Let’s see.

        Vote yes for higher taxes, Lloyd. And then go for a jog.

        Lauren, order a drink in a plastic cup. Then ask for a plastic bag to carry it home. Then throw both the cup and bag in your trash can with reckless abandon!

        (Is it working?)


        • Peggy Said on:


          Seriously…that gives me the jibbles!! Do you suppose Brad unearthed some crazy ancient civilization when he dug your new beautiful garden? Don’t worry…I’m sure they’re friendly…but probably VERY hungry!


        • Lauren Said on:

          *GAH!* Is this plastic I’m drinking from?? Why are there four straws in this cup?? Why is my ear so itchy inside?


  3. Mark Said on:

    Have you seen the movie, “Tremors”? Maybe these are its babies.


  4. Deanne Said on:

    I think it looks like a sandworm. Only smaller. Is Nebraska turning into a desert because of Global Warming??


  5. Annette Said on:

    Did you empty an old bottle of tequilla? Maybe the worm was petrified?? I know, not too funny, but all the clever replies were taken by the time I got here.


    • Michele Said on:

      As a gesture of friendship perhaps I will sacrifice myself tonight for you all and empty an old bottle of tequila to see if I find a similar creature!


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