96 ropes of Laffy Taffy from Sam’s Club
minus 76 regular (one serving) trick-or-treaters
minus 4 (double serving) trick-or-treaters
minus Lloyd and Lauren each eating one
equals 10 left over.
Yet I only have nine.
Hmmmm……
Halloween is over and done. I was exhausted by 8:30 and was ready for bed by 9.
Best moment of the night – A 3-year-old vampire (a stranger, not one of mine) walked right in and helped himself from the candy bucket then gave my leg a grateful hug.
Best line of the night – Army man and (an older) vampire got their treats, turned around, and as I closed the door Army man said in wonder, “Is this a sugar stick?”
Yes, Army man. They are all sugar sticks.
Saddest moment of the night: Older sister, dressed as an impressive box of Froot Loops, arrived with her 3-year-old bunny sister and they got their treats. Froot Loops walked away, bunny stayed and told me resignedly, “I’m just a bunny.” People must have really been commenting on the cereal box costume.