Sure, Brad went to Paris, but so what? Who needs an exciting, energizing vacation to refresh your soul when instead you can have an old sock full of microwaved dry rice sitting on your back while you watch television? There’s no better stress-melter, I guarantee.
Who am I kidding. The Knot is back. I either need Kevin, or Paris.
Brad says
If you try massage again, go with a private practice. You’ll like it much better. Or you could go to Paris. But a massage would be cheaper.
Peggy says
Ah Lauren, you look so crushed. I wonder if they could just remove that nasty old knotted muscle…I mean really what do we use that muscle for anyway?
And if you decide on the vacation, maybe I could come…and all of us commenters… Wouldn’t that be great fun!
Rae says
I can’t remember, have you done physical therapy for your back? Has the doc shown you stretching exercises? But more importantly… has anyone given you muscle relaxers? These questions come from a fellow knotty back person. I feel your discomfort.
Kristi says
At first I thought the Kevin you meant was Pot-Rats. Then I clicked on the link. Oh, yes, THAT Kevin. Ha!
Curt says
I heard this guy is a masseuse now.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=749iU2Zv1kw
Deborah says
We just got back from Vegas and California. It was our Spring Break this week. Now it’s back to work.
Deborah says
Why don’t you come out here? I’ve got a great massage place.
Lauren says
What is this “spring break” everyone keeps talking about?
Deborah says
It’s something found outside of Nebraska. I highly recommend it--even if you must then go to school until the first week in June, or even the second week.
Keren Lowell says
Hey! I know of a product you HAVE to buy! It will help, guaranteed. My boss has one, and when people use it, their eyes roll back in their head from the relief. It’s called a BackKnobber. Google it and order one today!
Keren Lowell says
Oops. Backnobber. Amazon has ’em.
Lauren says
Excellent! It looks cool, too, and is conveniently an “S”, so I can just hang it on the wall and say it’s a monogram.