Lloyd got a piece of mail from the University of Phoenix that had the ominous threat/assumption: YOU’RE EVERYBODY’S EVERYTHING.
Did he know? Did he know? Is Madonna upset because Lloyd was supposed to clean her pool? Is Elton John wondering where his rhinestone repair guy is? Is our neighbor going to call him to paint their trim? Is he going to have to preach on Sunday? He better hop to it, because he’s EVERYBODY’S EVERYTHING.
It’s such a lame slogan. To top it off, it’s for their master’s degree program. Good grief.
On with the jokes. Did you know that Lloyd is Steve Martin’s dog walker? He’s EVERYBODY’S EVERYTHING!
No pressure, Lloyd.