Lloyd got a piece of mail from the University of Phoenix that had the ominous threat/assumption: YOU’RE EVERYBODY’S EVERYTHING.
Did he know? Did he know? Is Madonna upset because Lloyd was supposed to clean her pool? Is Elton John wondering where his rhinestone repair guy is? Is our neighbor going to call him to paint their trim? Is he going to have to preach on Sunday? He better hop to it, because he’s EVERYBODY’S EVERYTHING.
It’s such a lame slogan. To top it off, it’s for their master’s degree program. Good grief.
On with the jokes. Did you know that Lloyd is Steve Martin’s dog walker? He’s EVERYBODY’S EVERYTHING!
No pressure, Lloyd.
Brad says
So they’re trying to recruit megalomaniacs to their program? Are megalomaniacs rich?
Peggy says
Steve Jobs has lost his iPhone at the zoo…last seen at the elephant cage. Hurry Lloyd!
http://www.vikingidiot.com/wp-content/uploads/elephant.jpg
Lloyd says
I’ll get right on that.
Peggy says
You meant in that, right?
Kristi says
You can come and dust my house. I’ve been expecting you for several months.
Charles says
Hello again!
Curt says
Hey the Republican Party could use a candidate for the next presidential election.