I’ve said before how I like to buy my bathroom air freshener at the beauty supply store. I see my going in there as a comedy service for the employees – I’m sure they get a good snicker out of seeing me there.
They don’t carry the strictly orange-scented Citrus Mist anymore, it’s a multi-citrus extravaganza called CitruScent now. It does the job, and apparently several others:
Can you read that? ‘Use as a pre-spotter for stubborn stains’. Really? Won’t citrus oil just make a stubborn stain?
It’s also flammable, so I guess I could use it to make creme brulee’, too. I bet it has a master’s degree from the University of Phoenix.