It's everybody's everything.

It’s everybody’s everything.

June 25, 2010

Gadget, Journal

I’ve said before how I like to buy my bathroom air freshener at the beauty supply store. I see my going in there as a comedy service for the employees – I’m sure they get a good snicker out of seeing me there.

They don’t carry the strictly orange-scented Citrus Mist anymore, it’s a multi-citrus extravaganza called CitruScent now. It does the job, and apparently several others:

Can you read that? ‘Use as a pre-spotter for stubborn stains’. Really? Won’t citrus oil just make a stubborn stain?

It’s also flammable, so I guess I could use it to make creme brulee’, too. I bet it has a master’s degree from the University of Phoenix.

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2 Responses to “It’s everybody’s everything.”

  1. Brad Said on:

    “It’s a floor wax.”
    “It’s a dessert topping.”
    “It’s both.”

    http://www.hulu.com/watch/61320/saturday-night-live-shimmer-floor-wax

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  2. Peggy Said on:

    Mmmm….oranges, lemons, limes, AND tangerines! I LOVE those smells!

    I think you should test its claim to be flammable. Throw that puppy in one of your summer campfires & see. Then they can add ‘Freshen the whole neighborhood’ to the can.

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