I went back to Heartland Pantry today and bought some more cheap groceries, and a bottle of Tisdale’s Moscato wine. I’ve never heard of Moscato, but I was in the mood for some wine, even though my stomach will hate me later.
I was incredibly proud of myself for getting the cork out without destroying it – usually I wind up with little bits of cork all over. Then I notice that this cork didn’t expand immediately, and it would probably fit right back in the bottle, saving me the trouble of finding my wine-cap-things.
Then I looked closer. Hmmmmm…..
It’s fake and made from some sort of foam-like plastic. I don’t know how I feel about that. I’m fine with cheap wine, but a fake cork? Really? Just put a screw-top on that bottle – it won’t offend me.