I’ve decided to not change any fundamental things about myself this year, since that never seems to work out anyway. Instead, I’m embracing my mediocrity. To paraphrase a t.v. show I recently watched: If you’re going to do something uncool anyway, you might as well make it part of your plan.
So, this year I resolve to:
* Sit in front of the computer during all my free time and surf the internet.
* Always have a house that is a state of disarray.
* Procrastinate.
* Become too involved in a few t.v. shows, almost to the point of obsession.
* Get a few more wrinkles
* Refuse to try a new hairstyle
That’s a pretty good start. Happy New Year!