I was stymied for a post idea tonight, and the best I could come up with was to tell you about the spare can of deodorant I bought to keep at school (because sometimes you just forget in the morning, y’know?), and Lloyd said that was TMI.
Instead, he suggested that I write something about his reply from David Segal.
Lauren: “Steven Segal wrote you a letter?”
Lloyd: “No, David Segal. He’s a writer for the New York Times. Check the e-mail.”
So I did. Um, there was no message.
Lauren: “Um, there is no message.”
Lloyd: “It’s just the subject line.”
Lauren: (squints to read it) “Awwww. What is he thanking you for? Are you his valentine?”
Lloyd: “Hmmpf. No. I wrote him a letter to tell him that I liked his article.”
Lauren: “Was it a love letter to tell him you like-liked his article?”
Lloyd: “Just write your stupid deodorant story.”