I am annoyed at Special K. Their Red Berries brand is full of cereal and delicious dehydrated strawberry slices, but all the shuffling the boxes go through in transit make the first fourth of the box practically all strawberries, the second fourth a decent mix, and the last half a sad, strawberry-less experience. Can’t they layer this better or work out the specific gravity of their cereal to match the strawberries? Am I using the term specific gravity correctly?
Regardless, it is causing me too much stress in the morning. I have internet surfing to do, and there’s no time for all this picking out of the berries!
Hear me, Special K! Hear me!!