Roly-poly Dr. Scholl-ys,
fifteen bucks at Wally*Mart.
Put them on – take not one strolly;
three of them! That’s a good start.
Walk while shopping,
walk ’round town,
walk for groc’ries,
then sit down.
“Curvy shoes for better butt!“
Well, not mine, but then –
so what?
I’ve no need for better heiney –
cheapness is my love affair.
Rolly polly Dr. Scholl-ys,
twelve more times then
buck-a-wear.