I am a fan of the sour candies. Chocolate is alright, but I really like the tart fruit candy instead – Skittles, Starburst, SweetTarts, Spree. Mmmmmm….. I know they’re not good for you, but occasionally I give in.
Starburst are great because I can actually resist eating the whole package now. This results in a fantastic surprise when I find the rest of them. “Hey! Candy! Thanks, Lauren of the Past.” (I’m shamelessly stealing your joke, Brad.)
Sometimes, though…… sometimes you find the last four and you are very sad because you are in the mood for lots and lots of candy.
So, you take matters into your own hands and divvy them up, then hypnotize yourself into believing that you are having a sugar feast.
It almost works, except that you eat them four times as fast as you would have eaten the full-size Starburst.