Ron Royuk celebrated his 70th birthday yesterday, and his family threw him a surprise party that was very fun. I stink at buying presents, but I do like bad jokes, so:
I think the only other appropriately funny thing I ever did was for Stephannie’s 40th birthday, I bought a “Happy 80th” card and ripped it in half.
Seriously, that’s it. If you have ever received a present or card from me and wondered, “Was she even trying?”, the answer is probably no. Gift giving: It ain’t my love language, man.