Life Lesson Learned

July 5, 2011

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Gather ’round, kids, while I teach you a valuable life lesson: When the milk on your cereal tastes funny, don’t try to power through finishing the bowl. Toss that stuff out and make someone take you to McDonald’s for a McMuffin, or you’ll be sorry later.

Today was my third official day off, and I spent most of it in intestinal distress. Booooo…….

That’s all. How was your Tuesday?

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Lauren Sommerer is a preschool teacher who likes to build prototypes, grow cats, cook things once, save money, reduce, reuse and recycle.

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5 Responses to “Life Lesson Learned”

  1. Brad Said on:

    Sorry your intestines were distressed. But something good came of it: it caused us to look up how long the average human’s large and small intestines are. They’re around 25 feet long.

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  2. Peggy Said on:

    Don’t get rid of that milk! You could ‘jar’ it up & voila….instant colon cleanse. With your jar magic skills you could easily sell it for $60., maybe $80. a jar.

    Hope you are feeling better today!

    (btw: I didn’t care for my Tuesday one bit.)

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  3. Kristi Said on:

    So how does the length of your intestines compare to Lloyd’s fireworks?

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  4. Mark Said on:

    Eeeewwwwwww!!!!!

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