So I was getting some ice from the freezer and Lloyd was headed down to the basement. A wicked, mean ice cube fell down and smashed my innocent toe.
Me: “Aaaarrrrggggllllle!”
Lloyd (from the stairs): “You ok?”
Me: “Gggggggaaarrmmm…”
Lloyd (faintly, because he is now all the way in the basement, not rushing to my aid): “There, there.”