Beth has loaned me her old violin to mess around with, and Lloyd really, really, really, really, really wants to thank her.
With a hammer.
Lauren (screeching on the strings): Am I driving you crazy?
Lloyd (sighing): No more than usual.
In college I took an “Intro To Strings” class, and our instructor was pleasantly surprised that I had such good bowing techniques. I told him it was from lots and lots of ‘poor baby’ violin mockery in my family. We were virtuosos!
(You should see me play the world’s tiniest violin.)