Dear Lauren,
The garbage disposal is broken. Do us a favor and please stop rinsing food down there because it is a real drag digging it back out. (Thank you, Lloyd, for putting the strainer there.)
Also, the squirrels seem to be eating your trees. At least, that’s what the internet says is going on. (Does anyone else know why the bark is getting stripped?)
You might want to call a tree guy about that. Also, maybe the tree guy could get the broken branch down that is threatening to fall and injure a neighbor.
Also, it is Monday. Don’t forget to go to work today.
Love,
Lauren
Brad says
It’s Lauren From The Past, and she’s sent you a message! Cool.
Kristi says
Garbage disposal issues are no fun at all. Get that one fixed pronto, Lloyd.
Peggy says
Oh my, if I wrote a letter to me like that it would be at least 5 pages long.
Let me know if it helps and I’ll get writing!