Story One: Our friend Samith had his 40th birthday yesterday, and his wife Stephannie wanted to surprise him with a card shower. Lloyd got him a computer card, because they are both extreme dorks. (Sorry, Samith, but you know it’s true.)
He signed it with love, using a gold paint pen.
Story Two: After the Great Mystery Stench of February 11th, Beth stopped by and brought an unused garbage can that perfectly fits in the slider-mechanism-thingie in the cupboard.
Hmmmmmmmm…….
I contemplated the gold paint pen, because as we all know, gold paint makes everything better.
Hmmmmmm……..
And then I did this….
Swirly gold! I think my countertops are in danger….