Joke Day

Joke Day

April 20, 2012

Journal

Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

To.

To who?

(scornfully) To whom.

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Lauren Sommerer is a preschool teacher who likes to build prototypes, grow cats, cook things once, save money, reduce, reuse and recycle.

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8 Responses to “Joke Day”

  1. Brad Said on:

    Ha! I like that!

    Intead of a joke, I’ll tell you something I heard after school this past week. As a girl was leaving the building, a boy who was already outside opened the door for her. As she walked through, he said in his best bar pick-up line voice: “I’m sorry I made it so hot outside.”

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  2. Lloyd Said on:

    How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    Reply

  3. Peggy Said on:

    In honor of Earth Day:

    What did the monkey say when he accidently cut off his tail?
    (It won’t be long now)

    I’m going to see the movie ‘Chimpanzee’ this weekend. Part of the proceeds go to help Earth Day causes. I like to help when I can. 🙂

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  4. Gretchen Said on:

    Stop (reading) me if you’ve heard this one, but it is the only joke I can remember:

    What did the zero say to the eight?

    (I like your belt.)

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  5. Kristi Said on:

    Knock-knock.
    Who’s there?
    Joanna.
    Joanna who?
    Joanna play with me?

    Reply

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