Sure, some charts say that the 20th gift is china, but I really don’t want to travel so far. We’ll stick with kittens.
Twenty reasons Lloyd and I have stuck together (See if you can guess who wrote what):
20. He’ll eat anything she cooks.
19. He made this website possible.
18. She knows how to wash his clothes.
17. He knows how to scratch her back.
16. He knows all the passwords.
15. He secretly loves kitties.
14. He makes a mean gin and tonic.
13. Less talk, more rock.
12. He whistles with her.
11. Must remain married until the statute of limitations runs out.
10. Zombie attack survival plan requires at least two people.
9. Separating would leave us each with only half a flesh.
8. He’s funny.
7. She’s almost as funny as me.
6. Our favorite colors do not clash.
5. She drives while he reads.
4. No concrete plan to divide kittens in case of separation.
3. Ew – He just said “cut ’em in half”.
2. Those darn vows.
1. It’s too much trouble to find someone else.