I have ordered two things this week and have been shocked at how quickly they arrived. I ordered a half-dozen ukuleles on Saturday (you never know when you’re going to need them) and they were on my doorstep Monday.
I ordered some kitchen-towel bibs on Wednesday, and they were here on Thursday. I didn’t select super-fast delivery for either of these – they just came super-fast anyway.
I joked with Lloyd that maybe the companies are employing psychics, because if they aren’t – they should.
Order packer: “Are you sure I’m supposed to be packing the brown shoes?”
Psychic: “Yep, ship ’em out.”
(minutes pass) Order packer: “Hey, the lady just called and ordered black shoes, but I’ve already sent the order.”
Psychic: “Relax. She’s going to change her mind in about ten minutes.”