Brad: I’m posting about my bathroom ceiling tomorrow.
Me: So am I! Not. Tell me what to post about.
Brad: Hmmm… Something embarrassing?
Me: What in my life is not embarrassing?
Brad: Explosive Diarrhea?
Brad:You haven’t done a post about cooking in a while.
Me: I haven’t cooked in a while.
Brad: You haven’t posted about your kittens in a while.
Me: I did just discover that the kittens have pulled apart the range hood. Awesome. I’m living with adorable vandals.
Brad: That last sentence is blog gold.
Me: ‘Blog gold’ is blog gold.