I got a serious bit of advertising in the mail today. DHC is promoting their Deep Cleansing Oil that is pretty much – brace yourselves – olive oil.
Not just any old olive oil, though, super-duper refined olive oil. Oil that is no longer of this earth, but a heavenly elixir that is doing some serious magic to Sherri Simonsen’s face!
The blurb under her full-page bio says that she is 44 and a preschool teacher! I said that to Lloyd as I showed him the picture and he said, “Uh-uh. She is one or the other of those two things.”
It’s true, though. Look at her skin. She’s either a 44-year-old spa owner or she’s a 16-year-old preschool teacher. There’s no way she has children that ask her, “Grandma… I mean Mrs. Sommerer, why are those stripes on your forehead?”
I hate you, Sherri Simonsen.
I have to say that I was on this olive oil kick long ago. Remember? Good times. Still using it ($3.97 a bottle, only on my second bottle), still like it.
I’m glad this 28-page booklet came with samples inside. If this stuff makes me look like my arch-enemy Sherri Simonsen, I’m going to be out $97.50 for the real-deal kit to maintain my loveliness.