Many long years* ago,
A baby was born in the snow.**
But then that Brad guy-ee,
He moved to Hawaii
Where palm trees and centipedes*** grow.
Happy Birthday, Brad!
Sooooooo…. ‘One Click Ordering’ on Amazon.com, or as I like to call it- ‘One Click Mistake’, has been a problem for me. Last week I was pretending to live Brad’s life and I looked at inflatable furniture and a pump. Like a moron I clicked one click ordering and OOPS – that was it. I frantically went through the cancellation process, but didn’t realize that since they split the order I only cancelled the chair, not the pump.
* ‘Long years’ is not a scientific term. All years, with the exception of leap years, are 365 days long.
** Brad was not born in the snow.
*** Centipedes do not ‘grow’ in Hawaii, they spring fully-formed from coconuts.