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Do these jeans make me look fat?

March 26, 2013

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Do these jeans make me look fat?

Sooooooooooo…… the other night I was getting ready for bed. In the bathroom, I took off my clothes, put on my jammies, then …… brushed my teeth. (Not really. I was peeing.) While ‘brushing my teeth’, SOMEbody decided to curl up in my discarded, tragically unhip jeans. He squeezed his chunky little body all the […]

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