Sooooooooooo…… the other night I was getting ready for bed.
In the bathroom, I took off my clothes, put on my jammies, then …… brushed my teeth. (Not really. I was peeing.)
While ‘brushing my teeth’, SOMEbody decided to curl up in my discarded, tragically unhip jeans.
He squeezed his chunky little body all the way down the leg, getting stuck when his belleh met the knee of my bootcut.
Of course, I mocked him mightily and took him in the bedroom to show Lloyd.
And to document his humiliation.
You’re welcome, Ralph.