You have seen many, many examples of how I cover our windows here – some good, some bad – but by far, the best option out there is that pretend stained-glass stuff that they sell. (We are having trouble with old posts not showing photos, or I would show you examples.)
The curtain has been down in the downstairs guest bathroom for quite some time, and normally it isn’t a problem because no one ever showers in there. I do feel awkward peeing in there at night, though, because even though a car driving by can’t see my bottom, they know what I’m doing.
Nobody just backs up to a wall and sits down for fun.
So I bought a window cling. I was excited to see that Home Depot has some new styles, so I picked one with multi-colored leaves, because it makes me happy.
Trim trim trim.
Attach attach attach.
Smooth out bubbles. Smooth out bubbles. Smooth out bubbles.
D’oh! The clear parts are too clear! At night, people will still see a shadowy figure back up to a wall! And they will know.
They will know.