It’s been crazy dry around here. The humidifier on the furnace was having some leaking trouble, so we just shut it off. The cat’s fur sparks when I pet them, and I have a slight bloody nose each morning. So, to fix the problem, we fixed the humidifier.
Just kidding! That will never happen! We are lazy, lazy, lazy when it comes to home repair. Instead of a functioning appliance, I walk around the house and spray my green spray bottle on all the furniture. I love it because it makes such a crazy fine mist, it is gone before it is three feet away from the nozzle.
Excuse me, I need to go spritz.