I wanted to tell you about the state fair, but we are having technical difficulties regarding photos. Instead, I will tell you about the hooks I need to put up in the 3-year-olds’ classroom.
Currently they have the 2-prong hooks that have one long hook above the other. They are rather pointy, and I am worried about someone putting out their eye. (First in line for Paranoia, remember?) Internet, show me the kind of hook I’m talking about:
I bought some of the safer, closer-to-the wall hooks like these:
The problem is, someone has come up with a hilarious joke about that kind of hook that is impossible to unsee. Every time I look at the hooks, this is what I will see: