A post in bullet points:
* Backstory – When we got rid of cable/satellite, I bought a t.v. antennae that lets us get five useless channels. The place it gets the best reception is hanging in the window. The screen is moved to the top of the window to keep most of the bugs out.
* I came home tonight and the house stunk. STUNK. The culprit was the rotting vegetation in the trash. We took the trash out and I sprayed magic spray inside and left the cupboard open to air out.
* I opened windows all around the house to get some fresh air in here.
* Around 7:30, it started to rain. Lloyd went to close some windows, and realized that I had opened the window that didn’t have a screen at the bottom.
* Cat check!
Ralph: looking out that window. Pulled back!!
Emme: MIA, but as I frantically walked around outside calling her name, Lloyd found her inside.
Wally: “Wally? Wally? Wally?” (Reminds me of old times.) Nope.
Lloyd went back to the window, opened it up, and Wally jumped back inside, soaking wet.
Sorry, Lloyd! Sorry I almost lost your favorite cat!!
(Here he is, documenting my crime.)
(The actual scene of my soggy crime.)
I have taped that window shut so I won’t do it again, but I think we have a problem. Wally has been Out. He has Seen and Smelled things. He Knows Stuff now. Watch the doors when you come over, because Wally has discovered the Big Room.