*sigh* Listen to me whine about my first-world problems. Wah wah, my magical tablet doesn’t function perfectly and it is annoying to me, a well-fed, gainfully employed, healthy, privileged American.
Anyway, I just don’t get it. Before I updated, things mostly worked. Now it seems that in trying to dazzle me with brilliance, Apple is just baffling me with bullstuff.
* When I turn my iPad, the view doesn’t just go from landscape to portrait, it swings around and shimmies!
* Apps have prettier icons – the tiny clock icon actually tells time, but overall, things stop and get stuck.
* Apps crash a lot.
* I have to do a hard restart on the thing at least twice, usually three, times a day. Here’s hoping someone will get it all figured out so I can move on to complaining about something even more trivial.
Wah, wah.