I’m a water heater
Short and stout.
The taller, slim one?
Bob* threw it out.
He took off the sticker
’twas round-about,
stuck it on me and Lauren laughed and laughed and laughed.
* Bob is our neighbor who is a plumber, and a contender for the nicest man in the world. I couldn’t believe that he transferred the sticker to the new water heater- so funny! He left a message for Lloyd that said he tried fixing the burner but he noticed the insulation was wet. Yep, another leak had sprung in my world.