I had a craving for a peanut butter sandwich, but the only bread we have is English muffin bread. (By the way, English muffin bread is the only kind of toast you should ever have with bacon and eggs. It is FANTASTIC.)
Wal*Mart was out of the seven-grain brand that I used to buy a year ago (I’m in a bread rut), but this lovely package was on the shelf.
Oh, the limitless possibilities of jokes! The taste is nothing special – it’s a little gritty – but I like my new ancient bread.