1) Buy a really old, really sturdy egg slicer. Or maybe get it as a gift? I don’t know.
2) Leave it in your kitchen drawer for one decade. Preferably two. Use it to slice eggs once.
3) Ask Lloyd to slice olives. Stay his hand from the blade he doth reach for, and instead pull out yon dusty implement.
4) Watch him slice up one whole can of olives and ask for another can.