I had a meeting tonight, and during the whole thing I felt like my eyelashes were catching on each other. I was rubbing my eye fairly often and they all probably thought I was getting weepy.
At home, I looked in the mirror and one of my top eyelashes was pointed completely down! What the what! No amount of coaxing would make it stay up, and hairspray was out of the question.
I cut it off. *Jibblie* …scissors near my eyeball…. just like Ralph….