Monday morning.
“No school day”
Fewer kids
have come to play.
From the basement
comes a stink.
Oh.
It’s sewage in the sink.
CrapCrapCrapCrap CrapCrapCrap.
Water everywhere.
CrapCrapCrap.
Sure, we’ve had some
floods before.
But sewer water
on the floor?
Sewer water
in the cabinets?
Drawers and counters?
Yes. Dagnabit.
Call the plumber.
Bail the sink.
Open window.
Air the stink.
Throw out all the
stuff that’s wet.
Rent a cleaner.
Clean carpet.
Lloyd has day off.
Good guy Lloyd.
Hammers, saws
and makes a void.
Goodbye, gross stuff.
Tossed in bins.
Moral?
Water always wins.