Lauren: “I have to make a post. What am I going to post about?”
Lloyd: “Take a picture of me. There’s your post.”
Lauren: “Why?”
Lloyd (with emotion, like a little girl): “Nobody notices what’s different about me! Samith didn’t notice! Sam didn’t notice! Rachel didn’t notice! You didn’t notice! I’m different!”
Apparently something about Lloyd is different. Care to hazard a guess? (Get it right or he’ll throw a tantrum.)