I got a bullet

July 18, 2016

Cheap, Lloyd

After 4 long years, I finally found my own Magic Bullet for $10.00 at a garage sale. Lauren said that it couldn’t be done. She said I would have to buy one as I had seen on TV. But through patience and what has to be the most amazing blind luck, I now have one of my own.

I think the main reason that I failed in finding my own Magic Bullet for $10.00 at a garage sale was that I didn’t really go to any garage sales. Some might maintain that I was hopelessly optimistic. My current idea is that nearly every garage sale has a magic bullet.

I probably wouldn’t have one yet, but when my Mom and Aunt Lolly (Sam’s mom) came up a few months ago, they had to go to garage sales, and I drove them around.  Thanks, Mom. Thanks, Aunt Lolly.

You might be wondering why it’s taken me so long to write about it. Last night Lauren told me that I had to write today’s post. Thanks, Lauren.

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Lloyd Sommerer is a middle/high school teacher who likes to build websites, read books, grow beards, make fun of Lauren’s prototypes and eat the sauce of the picante.

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5 Responses to “I got a bullet”

  1. Deborah Said on:

    Pretty drinks. Good job, Magic Bullet!

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  2. Beth Said on:

    I like your 6th-grade-summer-vacation-essay-on-the-first-day-of-school style. Well played.

    Reply

  3. Brad Said on:

    I had a shake yesterday that tasted like a piece of banana creme pie that had been blenderized. I highly recommend. Mmm….

    Reply

  4. Kristi Said on:

    You’re just thanking everybody, aren’t you?

    To return the favor…. thanks for writing a post.

    Reply

  5. Mom Said on:

    Enjoyed your company on the sales. I really need to go to a few more (just to fill Dad’s basement?). Lol

    Reply

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