Let’s nerd this birthday up, people.

December 18, 2017


If I were going to write forty-eight words about Lloyd on his birthday, I’d probably use some kind of word-counting website. He would appreciate it’s nerdiness since he, himself, is quite a nerd. Granted, a very nice nerd. Maybe the nicest one I’ve had the chance to meet.

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Lauren Sommerer is a preschool teacher who likes to build prototypes, grow cats, cook things once, save money, reduce, reuse and recycle.

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13 Responses to “Let’s nerd this birthday up, people.”

  1. Brad Said on:

    If I were counting words, I would probably just go old-school and count them manually, but in honor of Lloyd’s birthday, I’ll check that site out. Dang. That’s only 26 words. Oh! Now I’m up to 31. Happy birthday Lloyd! I hope you have a very nerdy birthday.


  2. Deborah Said on:

    Happy birthday!


  3. Lloyd Said on:

    That was only 3 nerds. 45 more to go.


  4. Beth Said on:

    Dearest Lloyd, on this, your forty eighth trip around the big ball of gas in the universe, also known as the sun, may you have a truly rockin’ birthday, complete with red hots, perfect icees, Hawaiian shirts, jalapeño poppers, cold beer and chocolate covered cherries. Happiest of Birthdays!


  5. Mom Said on:

    Happy Birthday, Lloyd. Much love and happiness wished for you. May your day be as amazing as you are. Mom and Dad


  6. Lauren's mom Said on:

    Quiet, kind, bookish, ham-lover, intelligent, handsome. Happy birthday, Lloyd!


  7. Kristi Said on:

    To Lloyd, my other brother…. Happiest of Happy Birthdays to you, o bearded one. We, up here in the northern lands, hope your day is full of video games, cake, good beer, greasy food, cozy cats, warm naps, and good music. God’s blessings for many more! Happy Birthday!!!!


  8. Peggy Said on:

    No matter where you go or what you do today, I hope it’s filled with all your favorite things!

    Where am I goin’?
    I don’t know
    Where am I headin’?
    I ain’t certain
    All I know
    Is I am on my way!

    Happy Birthday to you Lloyd Sommerer!


  9. CousinSam Said on:

    Birthday Poetry I do not write right
    and on this your birthday I will try not to slight
    the essence of your nerdy self with witty words thunk of all by myself
    but alas dear Cousin it is fair to say that all birthday poetry is pretty much…

    How old was he again?


  10. Mark Said on:

    “Nice suit, cape, gloves, boot and helmet, Darth. Bet they cost an arm and a leg.”

    Happy birthday, Lloyd!

    “The older the violin, the sweeter the music.”

    This is your birthday song!
    It isn’t all that long,
    This awful birthday song
    Why don’t you song along?

    (Indefinite articles excluded)


  11. Lauren Said on:

    You guys are the best. 🙂


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