Soooo…. this morning when I came downstairs, Ralph was eating the strap off an umbrella handle. Let me be clear – not just ‘chew’, but gnaw off and eat. If you leave your jacket in the chair, he will eat the drawstring. If you leave out a spool of leather ‘string’ from an art show? Several small sections will go in his belly. I can no longer leave hair ties where he can get to them.
Ralph is an idiot.