Nothing is safe.

August 2, 2018

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Soooo…. this morning when I came downstairs, Ralph was eating the strap off an umbrella handle. Let me be clear – not just ‘chew’, but gnaw off and eat. If you leave your jacket in the chair, he will eat the drawstring. If you leave out a spool of leather ‘string’ from an art show? Several small sections will go in his belly. I can no longer leave hair ties where he can get to them.

Ralph is an idiot.

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Lauren Sommerer is a preschool teacher who likes to build prototypes, grow cats, cook things once, save money, reduce, reuse and recycle.

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2 Responses to “Nothing is safe.”

  1. Kristi Said on:

    Be glad it’s not coming back to you as tapeworms.

    Reply

  2. Brad Said on:

    I remember Max eating some thread, and then seeing it when it came back out. It was… disturbing…

    Reply

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