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About Lloyd

Lloyd Sommerer is a middle/high school teacher who likes to build websites, read books, grow beards, make fun of Lauren’s prototypes and eat the sauce of the picante.

The one where Lloyd got “scammed” (part 3)

February 7, 2020

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We decided to take the $2,000 and the 5 personal days and flee before the FBI caught up with us.

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The one where Lloyd gets “scammed” (part 2)

February 5, 2020

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Part 2: Where the scammer reviews the Super Bowl halftime show and uses the FBI to blackmails me. When we left off, I had a pile of cash from Mr. Heibel’s safe, $300 in ebay gift cards, and $500 in Steam gift cards. As before, it’s interesting to note the times of each response. You can […]

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The one where Lloyd gets “scammed”

February 3, 2020

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Lauren here. Lloyd actually wrote this post. He spent most of the afternoon and evening going back-and-forth with a spammer who was pretending to be his principal. Lloyd spent a good long time transferring the email text into this website, but after reading it, I see he missed some parts – asking if Northwest High […]

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Fly Dogz

January 26, 2020

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Fly Dogz

We have a gourmet hot dog place in Seward now. It’s actually in the building that was the last office for Oetting’s Detasseling. They opened about 2 weeks ago, and I’ve been wanting to go ever since, but Lauren has always had something come up. Well, last Thursday I finally got to go. When Lauren […]

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Clean at last

September 12, 2019

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Well, for years now, Lauren has been coming home and saying that, “Our house smells like an old house.” Personally, I don’t smell it, but I have a pretty poor sense of smell. A poor sense of smell comes in handy when you teach middle school, but isn’t much use in diagnosing OHS. Now, there […]

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Dance from the Past

May 14, 2019

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Beth and Tim came over yesterday. Beth dropped off a present for Lauren earlier in the day and stopped by to see it in action. But that’s a story for another time. While the girls were trying it out, it was making a sound like this: tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick […]

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